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Brad Quotes!
* "I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?" - Brad
"yes he does (wink wink)" - Mike
* Were not very photogenic!"
- Brad
Brad - Rather than just stealing your shit, they ask if they can steal it. Chester came back into the dressing room without his shoes, clothes, or basically anything on him. Hes like, people are so polite about taking my stuff, that I gave it them!
Brad: Did you know that I hear voices?
Mike: He does and sometimes they speak to us too.
Other Quotes
Chester - There was this time when Mike was in a really foul mood, and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a Porta Potty
Mike - Chester!
Joe - I remember this one
chester - Anyways, Mike went to use the Porta Potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joes idea but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didnt mean to, but we ended up tipping the Porta Potty over while Mike was in it!
Mike - That was so not funny!
Joe - Yea it was, you should of seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
Rob - Mike was covered in crap, we made him strip off before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
chester - Then we attacked him with air freshener
Crad - Lysol!>
* The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during this years ozzfest?
Chester - Personally, I hate them, I think its a disgusting haircut. I think that parents who force young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalised. Theres no reason ever to have a mullet, unless you're just doing it to be a dork.
So would you ever do that?
Chester - Of course!
Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play?
Chaz - The song remains the same By Led Zepplin
Mike - Our songs Chester
Chaz - Ohh, Sympathy By Beethoven
Mike - Answer one question seriously at one point
Chaz - Me?
Mike - Its not just you, were all doing it
Chaz - OK, I'll be completely serious
Mike - No, dont be completely serious
Chester - Let me sing this part
Mike - "No, its my part, HAHAHAHA!"
Brad I met Chester at a Brixton show in the UK
Mike Chester signed my boob
Joe Me to
Brad I gave him a bracelet
Lets talk about your success, youve sold over a million records
Mike We've sold over a million records?
Chaz- We did?
Have you?
Mike Woah!
Mike Were not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible.
Joe yes, and I like to send threatening emails to people!
Phoenix No you dont?
Joe Yes I do, Ssh, its supposed to be a secret!
Joe When were on tour, we like to pick on each other just for fun
Mike Yea, we make fun of Chesters big ass
Chester I dont have a big ass!
Phoenix No, you have a ghetto booty!
Joe HaHa, ghetto booty! I like that one, haha!
Phoenix Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson
Mike I didnt know Chester had a package
Joe Yea, its somewhere down there
Phoenix Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Chester Huh? Lenny?
Joe Lenny Kravitz?
Phoenix No! I said Kenny, South Park, you know!?
Chester Mr Hanky rules! PoooooooPoooooooo!
Chester Im a big dorkâ
Mike You have a big dork too
Chester Yes, I know
Joe Chester has a bad mouth
Chester F**k, f**k, f**k?
Mike Bagawk!
Chester I said f**k, not cluck!
Mike Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you dont
Chester And sometimes you feel like my nuts!
Mike Im gonna sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world
Chester Sounds like fun, can I join you?
Mike: Rob?
Rob: hi, how's it going?
Mike: any thoughts, concerns?
Rob: no, just chillin with Big Ben
Phoenix: Chester likes anime porn.
Chester: Yes, and Chester likes other things too
Phoenix: Why are you talking in third person?
Chester: Because Chester feels like it. Now shut up and be a good boy and go clean your room.
Brad: I'm getting a new tattoo. It's going on Chester's left arm.
Joe: I'm getting flames on my wrists.
Brad: I'm getting Joes on my flames
Mike: I'm getting water on my wrists.
Brad: I'm getting wrists on my...I give up
Mike: You wouldn't believe how dangerous it is to drive around with scented candles lit in the bus, but it's necessary.
Chester: We actually got smart and bought sticky Velcro and put on either side of the candles, so they wouldn't roll around.
Chester: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!
Mike: Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes.
Chester: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?
Mike: Ryan (Shuck) drank Chester under the table one night and Chester was yarfing everywhere.
Chester: I am the yarf king! I can do anything!
Joe: Yes I do think Britney's boobies are fake!
Mike: Hehe, boobies!
Chester: I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big.
Chester: Joe and the guys keep on threatening me that on my next birthday they're gonna kidnap me and let orgy give me a makeover!
Mike: Awwe stop whining!
Joe: Yeah you know you want to get all dressed up and be glamarific!
Adam: Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, what's up with your hair and your pants?
Chester: Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass!
Dr. Drew: Huh?
Chester: I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch!
Joe: Judo chop!
Chester: Raaaar!!!
Chester: I'm conceded, I really am.
Otep: Yes but in a sexy kinda way.
Chester: Oh, she thinks I'm sexy!
Joe: Uh oh!
Q: What do you think about Otep?
Chester: The lead singer (Otep) thinks I'm a sexy bitch.
Q: Huh?
Joe: Don't mind him. He's just really concieded
Metal-is: With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?
Mike: You have no idea! Brad's pants are down around his ankles, 'cause his pants are too big and his belt's all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things it's a joke! And the best thing is, he's obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!
Chester: No.
Mike: I'll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he's going through the metal detector at the airport and he has this bag with those of those handles that pulls up, so there's a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time, puts them in the same places, and arranges them perfectly.
Rob: I live on a bus!
Mike: Yeah, I live on a bus, that's my home.
Chester: Not only that, but I can't sleep anywhere, but the f**kin' bus! I need to buy a bus and park it in front of my house, so that when I go home, at night when I go to bed, I just go to the bed. Or I need to install a half of a bus in my room, with bunks, so I can sleep in it.
Joe: I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
Mike: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
Joe: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
Chester: Yeah I'm the Assmaster!!!!
Joe: I like, uh, kinda borrowed a few bucks from you, uh, Rob.
Rob: A few bucks? That's okay... how much did you take?
Joe: (whew) oh, just about dollars or so...
Rob: WHAT!!!
Joe: Hey, you said it was alright.... (hehe)
Rob: When you gonna pay me back??!!
Joe: Thinks: "Hehe, when I FEEL like it...."
Mike: (calls out from the other side of the room) Hey, Joe!!!
Joe: What?!
Mike: Go away!!!
Phoenix: My favorite color is clear.
Chester: Oh man...I think I disconnected or something.
Interviewer: What type of machine are you using?
Chester: It's called a computer.
Brad: Jones soda rules!
Mike: I like the green apple.
Joe: Hehe green froggie apple!
Chester: Crushed mellon is good!
Rob: Hehehe you said mellon!
Mike: Mellon...Mellons...Bozoooooms!
Joe- "If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend."
Chester -'The best thing I'd ever done to my parents was learning to use the toilet.'
Brad -'The best thing I'd ever done to Joe's parents was pretends that we were friends.'
Mike: The best thing I'd ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as a Christmas present.
Chester: In a box.
Mike: Yes, in a box.
MIKE: (SNIFFS).. AWWWWW WHO LAYED THE EGG ( LOOKS AT CHESTER)
CHESTER: (SMILES) QUACK QUACK
Q-Do you guys break stuff to releive tension? I heard alot of bands do that?
Joe- Mike likes to break glass tables
Mike-Joe likes to break wind
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Joe Quotes!
Mr. Hahn: No one really understood 'cause it's not something that was done before, Now there's a lot of videos out there that look like it 'cause there's a tendency with music in general to copy things that are successful. Perhaps soon there will be more flying whales.
Nathan "Karma" Cox: Any criticism I have ever gotten for that video, has always been, 'What's up with the whale, dude?' " joked Nathan "Karma" Cox, the video's other director. "That was Joe's thing."
Mr. Hahn: It's not like I pulled it out of my ass, It made sense to me
Joe: What do you mean Joe? I'm not Joe, Joe isn't here right now. I'm Remy!
RS: Okaaaay...
Joe: REMY!
Joe I wanna get a pet frog and call it Kermit. Or Barky Larky
Chester Barky Larky?!
Joe Yea, got a problem with that?!
Joe What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puffs?
Chester What the hell is it with you and frogs?
Joe Dont disrespect the almighty frogs!
Chester Ooooh, Im scared, should I run?!
Joe Yes, very very fast!
*I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time! - Joe
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Mike Im not a very reading person. I like to look at pictures
Chester Mike likes porno
Mike I dont like porno, I like graphics
Chaz When were no on tour, I like to stalk the guys
Mike Yea, he follows us around like a lost puppy dog
Chaz Woof Woof!
Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share while living on the road?
Mike I almost ran Chester over in a golf cart when we were in Florida
Chaz That was pure evil
Joe Mike walked over there, put a CD in, looked at the TV, sat on the table and broke it in half
Mike Oh my God, Im so bummed!
Joe Stupid Rockstar
Mike How funny is this, I put my fat ass on the table and broke it!
Chester Have you ever played the penis game?
Cane What?!
Chester The penis game!
Cane What the hell is that?
Chester Wanna play it with me?
Cane Um, no thanks
Mike Oh come on, you know you do!
Cane Would someone mind telling me what the penis game is?
Chester Its where I slap you with my penis
Joe No its not! Someone says penis really quietly but someone else repeats it in a louder tone, but it keeps going and going until it gets really loud, and the loudest person wins!
Cane Oh, ok
Joe penis
Brad Phoenix has no penis
Phoenix Now that you mention it, my name kinda sounds like penis
Joe No it doesnt!
Chester Shut up when Im talking to you before I whip my friend out and give you mushroom stamps!
Mike Yea, your little friend! Haha!
Chester Oh, you would no wouldnt you!
Mike Oh baby, you know it!
Chester Scott Weiland is a God!
Mike Yea, we know, you talk about him 24/7!
Chester Your just jealous!
Brad: Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park?
Mike: I was in Menudo
Brad: I heard that you can sing and dance real nice. Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out? or was it the age thing?
Mike: Ricky is an ass. he's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the first CD
Q: Do you guys feel like you've got some pretty big shoes to fill with all the Limp Bizkits and KoRns out there in today's music scene?
Brad: Well, I'm not that tall - I actually wear a size 11 [shoe] - and we're actually getting stuff for free now. I just got a pair of Converse, so in terms of filling shoes I don't have any complaints.
Mike: Filling shoes? Wouldn't that mean that those bands are gone? I don't think any of those bands have left the scene. We're all playing music together at this point.
Brad: That was a very adept answer.
Mike: I guess our cover's blown -- we're not big, scary assholes, people should just feel comfortable being normal. You don't have to put up a huge front to be in a band.
Chester: I do. Every day when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'Must become action figure. Must become action figure."
Mike: You need to get a little clamp for that bracelet, so you don't have to pick it up every time you want to reach down! (Chester starts hitting him.) I'm not banging on you, bro, I just used to have the same problem!
Chester: It's art, dude, OK?! I'm not into image, it's f**king art!
Mike: Art? Whatever!
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